A Douche Nozzle for A President
A hero's journey to the truth
by Danny
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About the Book
Something adults can read their 19 year old child while tucking them into a rehab clinic.
About the Creator
Daniel Grozdich is as unique as his last name. His style of comedy is high energy mixed with deep contemplation crossed with bile and endomorphic skeletons. A fan of gelatinous insects and ionic implosion Daniel enjoys collecting slugs and earthworms. Sometimes they are his only comfort. His musings about the universe, philosophy, a greater human experience, females, bitches and hoes gradually degenerate into a thoughtful orgy of hilarity. He continues to push the extremes of shampoo usage while consorting with mechanical engineers. Danny is a versatile individual who can complicate a picnic, yet simply distill Zarathustra. He is a gentile force of nature, like a luke warm breeze that offsets an areas delicate ecosystem and spawns a microbe which breeds a viral infection into the local drinking water. In short, Mr. Grozdich is a catalyst for the very basic questions that drive humanity, asking non-himself but provoking others to ask them.