About

Chuck Suave invented the clan system in Scotland, tartan and the recipe for haggis. He was the first person to reach the summit of Ben Nevis wearing flip-flops.

Swimming from John O'Groats to the Shetland islands took his fancy. There was no Cineworld there though, so he just swam back.

Chuck has also written one thousand highly regarded short stories and books. A team of experts are working through them, attempting to grasp their meaning. The chief expert said, "It might take a century to decipher all of them."

In addition to being an aspiring author, Chuck is also a brilliant storyteller — though not all of his stories are true.

He lives in Scotland with his wife and since retiring in 2022 fills his spare time with writing, drawing/painting, Tai Chi and learning Spanish. He also loves to procrastinate, usually before doing the housework or preparing dinner.